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Is this becoming "GLORIFIED" baby sitting?

  • Apr 4, 2014
  • 2 min read

I just wanna pen this CLEAR/ In the end, I've been a stupendous health coach for ten YEARS

Ask any clients, who KNEW ME,

I go above, beyond the call of DUTY

Not near sighted about the money- NOPE!

" Eye " far from a trainer hater -

Like Luke my cause is greater

Though i am starting see how the " VADERS "-

Have a purpose, get coerced then

They turn to the " DARK SIDE! "-

Temptations inviting

I am fighting the " FORCE INSIDE "

Getting old like

Obie Wan-

Kenoooooobi

Mayyyyyy be------ I'm TRIPPING

To the store, buy depends, and gerbor

This seems more and more

Like " BABY SITTING "

I don't wanna be hoar trife

Hammer like thor, should i be more like

WHAT?

YOU WANT [MR.FUNNY]

Why can't i be " Rod Tidwell "

Telling " Jerry Maguire " [" SHOW ME THE MONEY! "]

April, May stand by June

And on my own, be that F-CKIN$ Tycoon Wait! Lets break the format

Of Rap, now back to blog,-I know this is odd

Folks we're GROWN Don't IGNORE THAT

Keep reading this MAP, I AM SPEEDING

Drive you HOME with MORE FACTS

BRAKES! Where was I AT?

Its 4 am, showed up at Miss M'S

Welcome- in door MAT

Slap Dap,

She's like I'm red to GO

You eat anything

She say's yup! half of an APPLE

Crack of Dawn, I start COMPLAINING

She knows, That's not enough calories For SUSTAINING---

-ENERGeeeeeey

Told her, you gets sick

Not yelling, Clean up on Aisle 3

Even worse, you pass OUT ON ME

Burpees----

you DO A FEW

Chunks a spew, comes OUT ON ME

NOT YOU!

I mean, Really? HELP ME!!!

People, You know what you gotta do

To stay HEALTHY

Eat right exercise, now and then

Burn more calories, then what you take in-

This $hit's not QUANTUM PHYSICS

You can still have cheat days just limit

she's got me LIVID

We doing H.I.I.T. sessions, she's just ready HIT IT!

No warm up

I 'm like-

" WT-FUZZ? "

On her chin

is that a birth mark

NOPE A SMUDGE

I'm already Yawning-

" YELLING "

" TELL ME THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE "

" 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! "

NO chat,

open her REFRIGERATOR

checked thorough

Like Federal Bureau Investigators

Seen Orange juice; lean meats, apples, BERRIES,

fresh Dole garden salad, carrots, and CHERRIES-

All good! about to shut the fridge

Intuition said, move some things around a bit

OH, KNOW SHE DIDN'T!

This " BIRD " HAD THE NERVE

TO HAVE A RED VELVET CAKE HIDDEN

In-back of the DOLE SALAD

Half chunk missing, like workers LOAD PALLET'S

she said, OH! we being CHILDISH!

Sense like a pilot,in flight like Whip Whitaker

Kept it all from BLOWING UP!

DAM! AM I BABY SITTING GROWN UPS???

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