Is this becoming "GLORIFIED" baby sitting?
- Apr 4, 2014
- 2 min read
I just wanna pen this CLEAR/ In the end, I've been a stupendous health coach for ten YEARS
Ask any clients, who KNEW ME,
I go above, beyond the call of DUTY
Not near sighted about the money- NOPE!
" Eye " far from a trainer hater -
Like Luke my cause is greater
Though i am starting see how the " VADERS "-
Have a purpose, get coerced then
They turn to the " DARK SIDE! "-
Temptations inviting
I am fighting the " FORCE INSIDE "
Getting old like
Obie Wan-
Kenoooooobi
Mayyyyyy be------ I'm TRIPPING
To the store, buy depends, and gerbor
This seems more and more
Like " BABY SITTING "
I don't wanna be hoar trife
Hammer like thor, should i be more like
WHAT?
YOU WANT [MR.FUNNY]
Why can't i be " Rod Tidwell "
Telling " Jerry Maguire " [" SHOW ME THE MONEY! "]
April, May stand by June
And on my own, be that F-CKIN$ Tycoon Wait! Lets break the format
Of Rap, now back to blog,-I know this is odd
Folks we're GROWN Don't IGNORE THAT
Keep reading this MAP, I AM SPEEDING
Drive you HOME with MORE FACTS
BRAKES! Where was I AT?
Its 4 am, showed up at Miss M'S
Welcome- in door MAT
Slap Dap,
She's like I'm red to GO
You eat anything
She say's yup! half of an APPLE
Crack of Dawn, I start COMPLAINING
She knows, That's not enough calories For SUSTAINING---
-ENERGeeeeeey
Told her, you gets sick
Not yelling, Clean up on Aisle 3
Even worse, you pass OUT ON ME
Burpees----
you DO A FEW
Chunks a spew, comes OUT ON ME
NOT YOU!
I mean, Really? HELP ME!!!
People, You know what you gotta do
To stay HEALTHY
Eat right exercise, now and then
Burn more calories, then what you take in-
This $hit's not QUANTUM PHYSICS
You can still have cheat days just limit
she's got me LIVID
We doing H.I.I.T. sessions, she's just ready HIT IT!
No warm up
I 'm like-
" WT-FUZZ? "
On her chin
is that a birth mark
NOPE A SMUDGE
I'm already Yawning-
" YELLING "
" TELL ME THAT'S NOT CHOCOLATE "
" 4 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING! "
NO chat,
open her REFRIGERATOR
checked thorough
Like Federal Bureau Investigators
Seen Orange juice; lean meats, apples, BERRIES,
fresh Dole garden salad, carrots, and CHERRIES-
All good! about to shut the fridge
Intuition said, move some things around a bit
OH, KNOW SHE DIDN'T!
This " BIRD " HAD THE NERVE
TO HAVE A RED VELVET CAKE HIDDEN
In-back of the DOLE SALAD
Half chunk missing, like workers LOAD PALLET'S
she said, OH! we being CHILDISH!
Sense like a pilot,in flight like Whip Whitaker
Kept it all from BLOWING UP!
DAM! AM I BABY SITTING GROWN UPS???

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